Monday, April 9, 2007

F.A.Q.s

What is the most frequently asked question strangers urgently yell out across Provincetown streets when they see Paromita Vohra?




"Ma'am, did you know your shoelaces are undone?"

In other conspiracy theory news, there is also this question:
Why is there a chair in front of the bathroom?

Because American smoke alarms are racist and always go off when you make Indian food, necessitating a speedy opening of all doors and climbing up on chairs and waving your hand under the noisy white disk. If you are a lazy Indian then it is easier to just keep the chair there permanently. Smoke alarm does not seem to go off when you burn toast and smoke makes god rays in every window. Why?

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