parotechnics

Maybe we can head back to Lakshadweep after all - Vidya could become a scuba diving instructor since she loved it so much. And me, fashion victim that I am, I can sell THESE

The only time I felt no objection to the pornography of repitition that is Indian news TV. It is not possible for me to do any work when NDTV India shows a half hour program on the making of Dil Mein Mere Hai Dard-e-Disco. I don't know if the film will be as good as Main Hoon Na - whether it will be over-referential and overworked in general. I'm rooting for it to work. What I like about this song is that it doesn't just act smart and mock other people's work, in making an ironic comment, it also seriously adds to the popular vocabulary. Oh who am i kidding. I love SRK, his baady, his goofy grin, his knowing eyes, his tongue so firmly in cheek. So does she Dard-e-disco Come on now let's go

Oh? You mean you'd have been able to choose? Really? And do y ou also love one of your children more than the other? Well, poor you, I guess.

Some people (don't know how and don't know why, but there's no absence of malice in the world) have been accusing me of going all nature. Possibly these are the same persons who instigated the writing of this horoscope for me today: Wednesday, April 11 CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Scientists fear a new 'flu' pandemic may soon be upon us. Many believe a strain of it has already arrived. This disease is called Affluenza. The virus is spreading round the world: its symptoms include spending beyond our means, over-indulgence and coveting material possessions over people. If you wish to ensure immunity against this ailment, Venus suggests you carry an antidote. Read this twice a day: Don't have everything you want; want everything you have. To which, I say, like all my ancestors before me - Pshaw! And take that! I'd like to clarify that I am still me. Just because I appreciated some waves and birds and stuff don't mean that in my life there is any absence of :...