What big, umm... you have mama

I'm all for niche markets but this defied even my evil imagination. Anyway, all the mama bears out there, you cannot say you are not prepared with this handy helper. It is a book that tells you how to help children cope with MUMMY'S PLASTIC SURGERY!!



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Banno said…
What? I've left it too late, I guess.
September 29, 2008 at 10:39 PM
parotechnics said…
What? The surgery or the counseling for the baby bear?
September 30, 2008 at 10:38 AM
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